*boom*
mom: what was that?
me: my shirt fell
mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
me: i was in it

 

why are boobs and butts so enticing they are literally sacks of fat

sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

(Source: peachvenom)

"

I need you
to be patient with me.
Sometimes you will find me
curled up like the cat
and you will have to tell me
you are
you are
you are.

Sometimes you will need to hold my hands
so they do not mindlessly graze
over broken ribs
softly nestled behind flesh.

And sometimes you will have to let me go
so I may be reminded
that I saved myself many a times,
and I can do it again.
I need you
to be patient with me.

"


Michelle K., Patient With Me. (via michellekpoems)

lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

averagefairy:

averagefairy:

did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous